Monday, January 23, 2006

Toilet Paper: The Bathing Suit Of Tomorrow!!

Technology is the cat’s kaka. I LOVE it, good lord, I love it. We now have our FIOS (Fiber Optic Service) set up. It is awesome, and we are one of like only 12 places in the country that have it. It is faster and cheaper than the broadband DSL we had. The broadband was SO much faster than dial-up access (kind of like a Ford Escort, and a Corvette. And the FIOS is like taking a corvette, and put a V-12 in it, and then supercharge it. Un-freaking believable. So in other words, I can go super-fast on the net, and I DO LOVE THE NET! I LOVE THIIS CITY!!! The email account with the new FIOS account can hold 2 GIGS of space, and the FIOS has an upstream that is 5 times that of broadband, which is 10 times faster that dial-up. Fort Wayne is the SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT! The computer can’t even keep up with the connection, and it has a AMD chip that runs at 2099 MHz, which is pretty dang fast, well at least it was when I got it in July ’04. Now they are running in the 3500 MHz range, but still, the one I got is pretty fast. What was I talking about again?

OH yeah- Technology! So, I am sitting here, netting away, and watching Seinfeld on the PS2 (it plays DVD’s also), and I burned some CD’s also. I worked on the computer ALL NIGHT on Saturday, (from 7ish p.m. until 8ish a.m.), because I wanted to burn some cd’s, and I was having trouble. Somehow, some files got corrupted, so I had to uninstall it, reinstall it, and I could not get it working at all. I did that game about 4 times, reinstalling it, taking it back out and so on. So then, I figured out that I had to fix some files in the computer that were supposed to be removed, and didn’t, and I had to not bunk up the much beloved computer in the process. So anyways, after a few hours of destroying hidden files, removing a couple of things that were bogging down the thing that had no practical purpose, I got the software working after installing it one last time.

So I got a bunch of cd’s burned, got to watch my shows (football, CSI, Law And Order, Without A Trace, Cold Case, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, The Outer Limits, That 70’s Show, Seinfeld, Cops, Just Shoot Me, ALL OF THAT ON LOCAL CHANNELS, WITHOUT CABLE!!!), and I worked 4 hours on Saturday cleaning bathrooms (time and a half is SO SWEET!). During the cleaning of the DISGUSTING bathrooms, I wrapped one of my coworkers in toilet paper, in which I thought she looked very fashionable, while another coworker took “incriminating photos” of me wasting company toilet paper, while harassing a female coworker by making her a toilet paper bathing suit, AND getting paid time and a half to do it! Not too shabby of a weekend. I still haven't picked up the forms for the temp. workers they are hiring, because so far, nobody is interested, which just blows me away! Or, I just don't know any people that want to make money, or they are earning more money than that, or I just suck. Either way. Still a damn good weekend.



Blogger JUST A MOM said...


Ok all the tech. crap ummmmmmmmmmm well all I can say is ummmmm ok cool.

Mon Jan 23, 10:58:00 AM EST  
Blogger Lynda said...

You get paided to TP your coworkers?

Mon Jan 23, 02:55:00 PM EST  
Blogger Walking Contradiction said...

Time and a half!

Wed Jan 25, 04:56:00 AM EST  
Blogger ONE HOT MAMA said...

LOL crazy huh?

Wed Jan 25, 01:18:00 PM EST  

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