Tuesday, October 04, 2005

I Need a Smoke.(Ciggy)






Number of hours worked today: 11.7

Date the New York Yankees clinched the 2005 A.L. East Division: 10.2.2005

Last time I had sex: 3 months

Chance of me getting some ever again after my wife reads this: 0.000000001%

Longest me and my wife went without doing the hibbidy dibbidy: over 1 year (thanks, kids)

Chance of my wife calling me a fucker after reading this: 100%

Flipping off my General Foreman (the boss of my boss),
getting “the snub” for two weeks,
and having a nice little “chat” with my union committeeman:
PRICELESS.

15 Comments:

Blogger Spexial said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! you are too funny 4 real!

Tue Oct 04, 09:42:00 AM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA MATT,,,, you are lucky, talk to MY husband!!!!!!!! Get him wiffy- diffy!
Thanks I needed the laugh.

Tue Oct 04, 12:35:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Wifey-difey said...

Ya know for the record it HAS NOT been 3 months more like 1 and a half. But I think IT WILL be 3 now...HEE HEE

I keep tellin him nothing turns me on more than a clean house that I DID'NT HAVE TO CLEAN! But yet my house is still a mess and he is still with out nookie. Anyone else notice a pattern there? I even took it one step further and told him get me a "mommy's helper" and I would have more energy but yet again still nothing and so nothing for him either. AH well leaves more time for the more important things in life....the puter!!!!


Love ya babe but REALLY I need some help in order to give anything else to you>

Tue Oct 04, 07:42:00 PM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM I am thinking that is a get off your ass and help me plea! Where is the dinner and the flowers and the, OH hunny I'll do that for ya tonight? Get with it there Matt your gunna be one very old lonley man!! hehehehee

Wed Oct 05, 12:14:00 AM EST  
Blogger Walking Contradiction said...

old and lonely works just fine thank you very much.

Wed Oct 05, 03:31:00 AM EST  
Blogger Walking Contradiction said...

BY THE WAY:

Last time was during JULY shutdown....THIS IS OCTOBER...
do the MATH Mcfly!

Wed Oct 05, 03:33:00 AM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

DO the dishes MATT.
Hey I think John blocked me from leaving comments, guess he can't take a joke huh. Have a great day! :)

Wed Oct 05, 10:06:00 AM EST  
Blogger Kiki said...

Does your wife read this??? Watch out!! People find this stuff out of nowhere!

Wed Oct 05, 02:14:00 PM EST  
Blogger Kiki said...

LOL I just noticed wifey-difey commented. I'm a retard.

Wed Oct 05, 02:14:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Wifey-difey said...

LMAO at just a mom! Thanks for having my back. From his comments you all can see why he is in a MAJOR dry spell. How many times have you given our almost two year old's a bath? ZERO How many times did you clean the kitchen? ZERO ( even when I was on 100% bedrest with the twins I had to keep them up) But yet even with 100% of the kid care on me and most of the husband care on me and MOST of the house on me! ( notice I didn't say ALL he does do 2-3 things around here) You have the nerve to point out what your NOT getting from me. I feel like I do WAY more than enough here and if you want more then you gotta pick up some slack. I have TWO toddlers climbing me and the walls all dang day I get NO time off I have to beg to get away from the house, kids and you for just a few hour's a week. Even then it is to do errands. I can't even remember when I had a free day to just do what I wanted with my time. ( before you say you don't get that either. You went to a ball game not long ago) So I guess this is the long version of saying I don't feel bad for you and think you should SUCK IT UP! If you want some lovin you gotta give some. STAND BACK LADIES HE'S ALL MINE! *I know I know your all just jealous of how well I am treated....admit it you are. ;-)*

Wed Oct 05, 06:25:00 PM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

Wifey-difey,,,,,Now we have to say that Matt is such a sweet heart and he now realizes where he could jump in and help out a bit. He sees where an old lady like myself has shown him where he can kick up some dust here. We know he will come to see he should not mess with the likes of us. Come on here blubbering about what HE wants, don't even think about not posting any more either Matt. Look ,the way I see it if ya can't take it dont' put it out there. Just remember that us as women are very fast to reward! :) nice week end coming up huh?

Thu Oct 06, 12:39:00 AM EST  
Blogger piu piu said...

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Thu Oct 06, 01:06:00 PM EST  
Blogger piu piu said...

me and my boyf not been doin too well on the carnal fronts either....

Thu Oct 06, 01:07:00 PM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

Have you even stopped by? I haven't heard a word from you in a while. And 1 a week come on I need stuff to read.

Fri Oct 07, 11:02:00 AM EST  
Blogger vicissitudinaire said...

so women lose their sex drive once they get married. :(

Sat Oct 15, 11:45:00 AM EST  

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