Friday, November 04, 2005

Tips On How NOT To Be A Decent Human Being PART ONE

AKA: THE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET
ON HOW TO BE A FUCKING DICK



This is, folks, what transpired this past weekend, Friday, 10.28.05 thru Sunday 10.30.05. It of course involves my mom, dad, and brother, Justin, ALL FROM OHIO. OF COURSE, the following just counts what my dad was pleasant enough to bless us with, his true person. A mean, selfish, bastard. I am still trying to mentally get myself out of my shell after these couple of days......






1. You call my autistic brother (Justin), a “Death Sentence”, and that he will never go away.


2. You tell Justin, that if he don’t quit trashing your house, then he will be homeless.


3. You tell Justin, that if doesn’t behave, he will be sent to an institution.


4. You tell Justin, “Stop acting like a retard”.


5. You look at my mom with disgust, and snottily tell her “ your stomach is hanging out”, when all she was doing was laying on the couch, and the bottom of her shirt showed her stomach a tiny little bit. (She is VERY skinny by the way)


6. You throw my mom’s car keys at MY front door, at MY wife and mother, because they were not taking the car you wanted them too.


7. You bitch and fucking moan about how many hours my mom works while you thumb through and point out a 2006 Honda Goldwing, which is priced at $24,000. (He has 2 motorcycles currently by the way)


8. You kick MY kid’s shit around on the floor, because you are pissed that you have to inflate Justin’s mattress, so he can sleep ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, and you give us an inflatable mattress as “our” Christmas present, which is for Justin, and we will never, ever, ever, use, EVER.


9. You have my mom throw your stupid ass house slippers OVER MY KID’S head, and nearly hit one of MY kids, making me want to snap your fucking neck.


10. You call ME, a man who is 27 years old, been married for 5 years, has 2 year old twins, owned 3 houses, and owned innumerable cars, suv’s, trucks, a KID, in a demeaning way, no joking at all. AGAIN, making me want to snap your fucking neck. The only thing kid like about me, is how I still act when I am around you, and how you still treat me.


11. I hear from my wife how you snatched MY kid from MY wife’s arm shitty like, because my wife was trying to keep both of OUR kids behaving, again making me want to snap your fucking neck.


12. You give me a 45 minute lecture about money, and retirement, and to stop pissing MY money away, because my job will soon be gone, even you don’t know what the fuck your talking about. YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.


13. You comment, and ask, “what are you doing” while I am on the computer, and say “I really need to clean this room up” (computer room), while I am trying to do it, and ask if I need help, WHICH I REPLIED NO, and you proceed to “help” by shoving newspapers that I was keeping, into a trash bag, even though I SAID NOT TO. AGAIN, making me want to snap your fucking neck.


14. You slap your hands together at my mom, like a FUCKING DOG, or maybe a three year old, and tell her to get up, put her pajamas on, and brush her teeth, because she is laying on the couch, MINDING HER OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, and she shouldn’t be laying around, and she needs to go to bed.


THAT IS ENOUGH FOR NOW…………..
TO BE CONTINUED……………..
AT SOME OTHER TIME.








6 Comments:

Blogger Kellie said...

Wow...
Having an autistic brother myself, I feel like the most offensive lies in those comments... but generally... damn. He sounds like a tough person to deal with...
And even though it sucks, just know that you are being the better person.

Fri Nov 04, 09:23:00 AM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO MATT! I wanta just come over there and give you a hug,,ok here (((((HUG))))) I am so sorry you had to deal with his shit. You are soooo smart to have moved away from an ass hole like that, and you seeing all his shit will make YOU has made YOU a much better husband and father. I want to just kick the shit out of him myself. What a dumb FUCK BASTARD!!! o did I say that, YEAH I DID!!!!!!!! I know exactly how you end up falling into being a kid around him again, it ALL brings it back and us down. Pick up your boot straps and get back on the MAN road. You are so much better then he is. Poor Justin, I can't believe your mom stays. Prayers your way, Yeah I talk to God after I ahd a mouth like that, good thing He understands huh! Love you Matt, and Angi and babies. Go out and take a nice calm ride and flush it out of your heads. remember I am here!

Fri Nov 04, 10:01:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Wifey-difey said...

Yep! that pretty much summed the trip up huh? His dad is a TOTAL jerk!!! The ONE nice thing I can say for him is he is a great grandpa to the kids. They LOVE him and he seems to really takr to them as well. I try to focus on that and let the other SHIT roll off my back until they leave. My mom came out tues-thurs and we fixed matt's computer up for him. We busted our butt's to get it all done while he was at work and the kids were in bed. I am still sore from it all. I really hope you like it. I see some of the stuff we hung must not have felt right cuz he took it down.(I am kinda bummed bout that part). Anyway don't dwell on dad it will never change just find a way to cope when he around which is not real often ( thank god!) and move on. It's not worth draggin into our lives for more than that.

Fri Nov 04, 11:05:00 AM EST  
Blogger JUST A MOM said...

MAN Angi,,,, God knows just who to set up with who don't He. You are so good sticking by Matt with all this crap he has been handed. Love ya both, mom

Fri Nov 04, 03:01:00 PM EST  
Blogger Just Help Me said...

having a mentally and physicall retarded sister i can't handle when people talk like that or say the "r" word as i refer to it cuz i don't even like to say it. i get really mad when people do. those who know me well won't say it around me and if they do i say something to them. i can't believe a parent would talk like that aabout their own child. it seems like we all come from fucked up famillies. when i was young i thought it was just my family but guess not. sorry you and your wife had to deal with that. i know what that is like personally and for your own family. that is why we moved from ohio to arizona. to get away from my toxic mother and her shit.

Fri Nov 04, 06:00:00 PM EST  
Anonymous derek said...

This is kind of off-topic, but your mention of your autistic brother and the way your father spoke to him reminded me of this great book called "Angelhead" by Greg Bottoms. Now, this book has nothing to do with autism, it has to do with schizophrenia, and the father in that book is nowhere near the douchebag you portrayed your dad to be, but, uh...

Hmm. Not sure why I brought this up. I'm going to go look at something shiny now.

Oh yeah! It's a great book. Pick it up if you get a chance.

Tue Nov 08, 04:01:00 PM EST  

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